Friday, 21 April 2017

Election Campaign Poster (1974)


Gerry Mander (see above) was the Scarfolk Party candidate in the 1974 election. Though much of his nationalistic campaign consisted of subliminal brainwashing techniques, complicated satanic invocations, and simply lying and punching liberals in the face, he did also proffer tangible promises.

For example, he wanted Britain to be the first western nation to construct an underground sewage system designed specifically to transport its disabled and sick to landfill sites. He also insisted that women finally be recognised as the most valuable resource in their husband's or father's livestock.

Most of all, he strongly promoted British exports such as conker wine and badger cheese and demanded that the UK be acknowledged as the clear trade leader out of all the world’s authoritarian third world nations.

5 comments:

  1. He was reptilian in nature incredibly cruel but honest. For example if he said i hate you I'll destroy you that's what he did. He was a man of his word.

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  2. True, he did claw out children's livers on more than one occasion, but he did stick to his promises!

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  3. didn't he slightly over-do it though and end up sitting for the DPP - Democratic Paisley Party

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  4. I think I went to school with the man in this picture in Keynsham. He was a troubled boy. Had a genuine hatred for nature. He was caught twice stamping on the newts in the school pond.

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  5. They called him The Tory With Heart because he was the kindest Conservative but also because he liked to eat children's hearts.

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